All girls have their breaking point.
And now. A speed round.
1. I haven’t bought a single Christmas present. Have you?
2. I’m still obsessed with the “Hamilton” soundtrack. When will it get old?
3. Bryce is six feet tall.
4. Walter smells like sour Fritos.
5. Over the summer I gave up flour for awhile. I gained 8 pounds.
6. I started eating flour again. I lost 8 pounds.
7. I guess you can’t compensate for flour by eating coffee ice cream?
8. Lucy smells like a barn.
9. Duke smells like beef and cheese. (“Elf” reference!)
10. Presley smells like his dog bed.
11. His dog bed smells like Walter.
12. Walter smells like sour Fritos.
13. Therefore, Presley smells like sour Fritos.
14. My current favorite perfume is called Flower Bomb. I think the dogs should wear it.
15. I think I’m going to start on the follow up to Black Heels to Tractor Wheels, resuming where the book ended, which was when Alex was a baby. Haha, no big deal! Just twenty years ago.
16. I can remember things that happened twenty years ago as if they just happened.
17. I can not remember anything that happened 10 seconds.
18. I love ya.
19. I hope you’re having a great week!
20. What did I just say? (Ha—told you I can’t remember!)
Love,
P-Dub
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